(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.
i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"
"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"
"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"
1-800-I Need ASS
"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"
"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"
1-800-I Need ASS
by John February 23, 2004
A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.
A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.
A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.
by John May 14, 2005
Lead singer of rising rock band Aurora. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, this amazing singer/guitarist is a triple threat with high levels of artistic skill, good looks, and intelligence.
by John January 29, 2007
by John January 11, 2004
Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.
by John March 10, 2004