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crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump
Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.
by john May 13, 2005
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shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.
I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
by John May 31, 2004
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five

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)
- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver
by john February 6, 2004
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valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.
Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.
by John February 8, 2004
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Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.
Zintren > Kaluvien
by John June 5, 2004
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marselos

A very handsome greek male that drives around with a smart.
Na o marselos molis perase me thn pipa tou...
by john February 15, 2004
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Liquid Baby

I was surfin' some porn and wankin' it, and I got liquid baby all over my keyboard!
by John April 21, 2004
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