john's definitions

dumbass

the rear fo a dumb

I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...

by john July 21, 2003

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

wisoe

noun-whistle
slang-wisoe

hey wisoe was that you i saw on the 10 freeway with that burner?

by john November 27, 2004

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 3, 2005

no-home

n. a homeless person

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."

by john July 2, 2004

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003