john's definitions

x slap

x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis

"Ya, last night kayla was blowing me, then i pulled it out and j slapped her."

by john April 25, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 8, 2004

udders

breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities

look at those disgusting udders

by john March 25, 2004

sherms

Variation of sherm and shermstick, tobacco mixed with weed and dipped in pcp.
Called sherms because they look like expensive brown paper Nat Sherman cigarettes or mini-cigars nats.

I think jimmy's smokin' sherms

by john January 2, 2005

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004