Definitions by joey orgler 3

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

walking stiff by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

bone to bone 

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

bone to bone by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

midget porn 

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

midget porn by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner 

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

penis 

noun. the male reproductive organ.

See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.

penis by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008