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The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
Ja Rule by Joey December 29, 2004

Zippy the Pinhead 

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
Zippy the Pinhead by Joey December 14, 2004

Wangorious

Adj.

1.) Something as respectable or in the same league as the amazingness of a very large penis.

2.) Something cool, hip, awesome, or new.

3.) Geek slang for "Unbelievable!"

4.) Used to describe a man's skill in bed.
1.) Dude, that girl that Joey boned was wangoriously hot.

2.) Dude, Gabe's new jeans are wangorious.

3.) Dude, my new ATI Radeon x800 Pro is one wangorious card, dude.

4.) I heard Zach is mega-wangorious.
Wangorious by Joey December 12, 2004

losertard 

1.)A person who retains the qualities of being a loser, and very stupid.

2.)An actual retard, who everybody makes fun of.
1.)"Goddamnit! You fucking stabbed me!"
"Sorry.."
"You losertard!"

2.)"Dude, Jerry's such a losertard."
Jerry: "Mnggnggghhhaaa..."
losertard by Joey December 11, 2004

Ass Jouster 

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.
"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."
Ass Jouster by Joey December 6, 2004
usefull filler when you don't know ones name best if preceded by a first name starting with J as well. or as useful anonymous title.
Wheres Jimmy Jam Box?

"This is Jimmy Jam Box at Z94 FM..."
jam box by joey December 2, 2004
slang term for stereo, usually battery operated, and carried on ones shoulder... through the ghetto
see boombox, ghetto blaster
whoa player, ya'int be thinkin' 'bout touchin' ma jam box!
jam box by joey December 2, 2004