Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

fud

To mean a Fat Ugly Dyke

Come here you FUD!!!!!

by Joey February 15, 2005

Demo

means cool

Dude, that guitar is so demo!

by Joey March 30, 2004

Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

by Joey March 27, 2003

NRB

No Reason Boner

I was sitting in class when I got a huge NRB.

by Joey February 26, 2003

beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

by Joey February 15, 2005