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optionalistic

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.

Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

digger kid

Noun- A name for an elementary school kid that spends his recess time digging in the dirt. By middle school "diggers" either reform or become oddball social outcasts.

Mom: "Hey weren't you friends with him back in grade school?"
Kid: "Nah, He was one of those weird "digger kids."

by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

tricktionary

A skater kid that knows the name of every trick. Such people often like to correct others.

Skater kid#1- "There it is- Double heelflip to feeble grind!"

Skater Kid #2- "NO way man! That was a Varial kickflip to a tweaked 5-0!"

Skater kid #1 "What are you- some kind of tricktionary?"

by joesk84ever January 5, 2010