Jamesbonding

A person who tries to change his look and act like James Bond to make himself feel confident and cool. The person wears nice shirts and ties, upgrades his watch and tries to add new wheels or stripes to his non-luxury car to make it cool looking. James Bond, 007, bonding, secret agent, secret agent man, luxury, high-end

I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.

by joecoolthefool November 11, 2015

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail

It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

jackassed

A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey

My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!

by joecoolthefool February 29, 2016

fear sweat

The perspiration that develops when you are scared, nervous or overwhelmed by a situation.

My body knew before my brain that there was gonna be trouble when the police pulled me over because I felt the fear sweat on my forehead. fear, scared, nervous, anxious, feardew, frightened

by joecoolthefool July 26, 2015

Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

girl date

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

by joecoolthefool January 13, 2017