joecoolthefool's definitions

Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.

I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch

by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015

dongo

An animal that is part Australian dingo and part wild dog. dingo, wild dog, Australia

I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2016

kumbayaism

The near cult-like devotion by the media and elites to the idea that all Americans must come together and think alike on social, political and economic issues. kumbaya, religion, cult, devotion, obsession, fixation, mainstream media

I get tired of the media's obsession with kumbayaism. What's that Pete?! They push this idea that we all have to come together and think the same way on the role of government.

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2017

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

fanboy fanatic

The obsessed guys who dress up like their favorite movie, tv show or superhero character. fanboy, fan boy, fangirl, fan girl, Marvel, DC Comics, convention, Comic Con, superhero, costume, cosplay

I'm a fanboy fanatic when it comes to Batman. My costume is exactly like his suit in Batman Begins.

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016

Side shade

The dirty side glance that you give someone when they have said or done something to offend you and you want them to know you are displeased. shade, throwing shade, acting shady, dismissive, disrespectful, hater, disapprove, dirty look, nasty glance

I knew I had gone too far when Chuck, the coolest dude I know, threw serious side shade at me when I told him the name of the candidate that I supported.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016