joecoolthefool's definitions

feardew

The collection of sweat on your forehead and temple when you are afraid or anxious in a given situation.

I could tell that guy didn't know the answers to the professors questions. How did you know man?! I saw that feardew running down the side of his face, I knew he was clueless. fear, anxious, scared, worried, sweat, perspiration, fearsweat

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

bobcat

A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend

There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018

it's a hawk out there

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American

It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl

Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

Ethnic fart

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese

No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!

by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016