joecoolthefool's definitions

protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority

I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.

I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

shehive

A clique of women, loyal to each other and led by a queen bee. The women of Mean Girls and Heathers are perfect examples. beehive, bee hive, clique, Mean Girls, Heathers, bees, termites, ants, queen bee, drama queen, women, teenage girls, hive, she-hive, she hive

There is so much drama in our class. The shehive runs everything.

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2019

triggerbombing

To linger around a person when they become emotional about something. You may initiate the trigger, take a selfie or video and even include the triggered person in it to create more drama. trigger, triggered, millenial, drama, safe space, trigger words, selfie. photobombing, in your feelings, identity politics

I went up to a group of millennials on campus and told them they were spoiled brats. They totally went off on me and I videotaped the whole thing. Triggerbombing is so much fun.

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2019

Racial peacekeepers

The preachers, pastors and community leaders who always rush out after a racially charged incident against african-americans to calm people and direct them to forgive or embrace their attackers. These individuals decide to represent all african-americans in the community, but often act hypocritically for their own benefit to establish a national profile and win influence among the african-american community for future church donations. They are noticeably absent when the violence does not have racial overtones.

Oh boy, here come the racial peacekeepers with their ridiculous speeches about Christian forgiveness after the skinhead killed 12 people. I just can't with these guys. Bible ballers, pastor pimps, pastors, preachers, community organizers, religion, church, African-American

by joecoolthefool October 4, 2015

Clam shaker

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm

My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016