joecoolthefool's definitions

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

Ethnic fart

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese

No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!

by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016

Game of Trump

The fight for survival by members of President Donald Trump's administration. There is cutthroat betrayal, backstabbing and fierce infighting as people struggle to survive The Orange King. Game of Thrones, President Trump, Trump army, Trump, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump hammer, Trumpspeak, Trumpuzzle, Trump trounce, Donald Trump, Make America great again, Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, Russiagate, Putin, Trumpcare, North Korea, Red Wedding

I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2017

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

luxurist

A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich

I like to consider myself a luxurist, a person who demands only the best.

by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016

canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017