Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.
I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting
by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015
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Jaytalking

A person who is so immersed in a phone conversation while walking that they don't realize they are illegally crossing the street in heavy traffic. jaytalker, jaywalker, crosswalk, traffic, pedestrian, sidewalk, street
That guy almost got killed jaytalking. No conversation is worth death.
by joecoolthefool December 03, 2015
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tweetnado

You send out a series of controversial tweets that anger, frustrate and offend so many people that the damage done resembles a tornado. tweetstorm, Twitter, likes, retweet, social media, follow, unfollow, quote tweet, block, President Trump, Trumpspeak, Trumpnesia, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumper, Trump media, Sharknado
Trump must have been restless last night, he has been tweeting non-stop since 3am. Trump's tweetnado has shocked DC and the establishment media, they have been freaking out all morning.
by joecoolthefool August 08, 2017
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corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business
I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
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Trump feast

A large meal of fast food and diet Coke at every meal, every day. fast food, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, Taco Bell, diet Coke, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Winter Whitehouse, the Orange King
I’m on a diet, but I had a rough day, I need a Trump feast as a reward.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017
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fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett
John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!
by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019
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terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion
Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.
by joecoolthefool December 03, 2015
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