joecoolthefool's definitions

Trauma hug

The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.

When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.

I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.

I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015

feardew

The collection of sweat on your forehead and temple when you are afraid or anxious in a given situation.

I could tell that guy didn't know the answers to the professors questions. How did you know man?! I saw that feardew running down the side of his face, I knew he was clueless. fear, anxious, scared, worried, sweat, perspiration, fearsweat

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

fear sweat

The perspiration that develops when you are scared, nervous or overwhelmed by a situation.

My body knew before my brain that there was gonna be trouble when the police pulled me over because I felt the fear sweat on my forehead. fear, scared, nervous, anxious, feardew, frightened

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

hulk rage

The frustration from daily life stresses that lead a person to explode in anger and accidently or intentionally destroy things.

I lost my job, crashed my car on the way home and found out that the basement to my house was flooded. My hulk rage led me to throw around cardboard boxes like I was a giant and they were buildings. anger, rage, frustration, superhero, Hulk, blow up, throw a fit, fuss

by joecoolthefool September 1, 2015