Definitions by joecoolthefool
Hulk poop
The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump
Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.
Hulk poop by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018
Bark Friday
A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone
Bark Friday by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018
Black Friday bottleneck
The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
Black Friday bottleneck by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
Trump candy
The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight
Trump candy by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018
boomarang buyer
A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy
My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.
boomarang buyer by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018
Trumpsgiving
Trump fans, especially the CEOs and investors who benefit from the $1.3 trillion Trump tax cuts, celebrate each day that Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Trumpestuous, Trumped up, Trump trounce, Trumper, Donald Trump, the Orange King, make America great again, Trumpnado, Trump bump, Trumpism, Trump army, Trumpkins, 45, Trumpestuous, Trump army, Thanksgiving, tax cuts, Trump tax cuts, super rich
Trumpsgiving by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018
Tongue-blasting
A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
Tongue-blasting by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018