joecoolthefool's definitions

natureboy knucklehead

A free-spirited, nature-obsessed guy who often looks like Tarzan and loves hiking in the wilderness and observing wild animals. This type of guy eventually goes missing and his body is eventually found after having been ravaged by a wild animal he encountered in the woods. Tarzan, nature boy, National Geographic, wild animal, eaten alive, wolf, bear, Rick Flair, off the grid, wilderness, forest, Charles Darwin, Darwin Awards, Mick Dodge, Man vs Wild, Naked and Afraid

I can't believe some natureboy knucklehead went out into the Alaskan wilderness and got eaten by a polar bear. He earned his Darwin Award!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2016

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016

white famous

The fame, recognition and money that occassionally comes to talented non-white people when they finally achieve mainstream success. Tv shows, movies, commercials, book deals and the millions of dollars that come with it. fame, power, hollywood, commercial success, money, black people, Latinos, Asians, people of color, white privilege

I have been asked to be in 3 movies over the next year. I finally made it after 10 years, I'm white famous!

by joecoolthefool June 12, 2016

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Hollywood teeth

1) Perfect, white teeth that have been straightened with braces and bleached to the point where they almost look unnaturally perfect.

2) Teeth covered with veneers to look perfect.

3) Teeth that look the opposite of English teeth.

I know that everyone tries to look their best when they are on tv, but that dude has Hollywood teeth. What do you mean Brett?! They are so white, bright and big, they can't be real. Hollywood, Tinseltown, Hollywood makeover, million dollar smile, cosmetic dentistry, plastic surgery, braces, veneers, teeth bleaching, English teeth, American teeth, Austin Powers

by joecoolthefool November 24, 2016

Trumpnado

The totally disorganized chaos that makes up the Trump administration. No one knows what President Trump or his Cabinet will say or do with regard to his administration, national or international issues at any given time. Infighting, betrayal and self-destructive behavior are an integral part of daily life in Trumpland. Trumpland, Trump kingdom, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trump armor, Trumpspeak, tweetnado, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, The Apprentice, Make America great again, The Donald

I would love to be a part of a presidential Cabinet, but working for the Trumpnado must be rough.

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2017

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016