joecoolthefool's definitions

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard

Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

ribitis

The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke

My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

my Everest

An obstacle in your life that seems impossible to overcome, but you decide that you are going to dedicate yourself and beat it. Mount Everest, obstacle, problem, life, never give up, determination, never quit

I've had a drinking problem for 10 years and I'm sick of it. Alcoholism is my Everest and I'm gonna beat it.

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

it's a hawk out there

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American

It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016