joecoolthefool's definitions

Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton

Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.

by joecoolthefool September 10, 2016

peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.

I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

baller babes

The attractive women who gravitate to star athletes, celebrities, CEOs and any powerful men. They usually want to become the man's baby mama, so they can get some of that money. money honeys, baller, ballin-out, rich, rapper rich, wealthy, gold digger, busta

I knew he had to be an athlete or celebrity, look at all of those baller babes draped over him. Damn they're thirsty.

by joecoolthefool March 14, 2016

emojiemotions

A person who expresses all of their emotions in text messages, emails, twitter or facebook using emojis or hashtags. They seem incapable of just typing or saying what they think or how they feel. emoji, emotion, twitter, facebook, texting, text, hashtag

I am so tired of the emojiemotions people use to tell everyone every single emotion that they have. I don't care!

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown

I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016