joecoolthefool's definitions

Trump hammer

The verbal beatdown you deliver to someone who challenges your power or questions your authority on any issue. You are successful, powerful and unstoppable and you won't tolerate anyone who disrespects you. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican

I unleashed the Trump hammer on this guy at work. He said I didn't know what I was doing on this money market fund I was managing. How dare he challenge me!

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

temper tanTrump

The anger and frustration you display towards your opponents when they challenge or disrespect you. They are trying to mess with you and you are not having it. A shortened version of the word is a tanTrump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, tanTrump

The CEO was really pissed and he let everyone know it. Yeah Bob, he threw a really big temper tanTrump.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

curvy and pervy

Someone who is big and beautiful and ready to get their freak on. Their size doesn't hold them back from hitting on men or women who are thin, ripped or even bigger than themselves. voluptuous, curves, curvy, beautiful, big, sexy, big girl, big girl curves, big boned, a whole lotta woman, bootylicious, buxom, horny, freaky, freak on, perverted, pervy, sex, sexy, slut, promiscuous

I don't care that I shop at Lane Bryant, just more cushion for the pushin! I'm gonna be curvy and pervy tonight.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt

Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

Trump trashing

The relentless attacks by media outlets, pundits, journalists, celebrities and politicians to defame and destroy his presidential candidacy. He makes outrageous statements that are racist, sexist, ageist, hypocritical and discriminatory in numerous ways. So what, numerous politicians Republican, Democrat and Libertarian do the same thing without criticism. He is hated by the rich because he wants to end bad trade deals and tax loop holes for hedge fund billionaires. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice

I am so sick of watching the daily Trump trashing on network tv. They attack him for the same things all politicians do every day.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player

My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

sick money

To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics

Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016