Definitions by joecoolthefool
dance candy
The mind-altering drugs that people take to enjoy parties. The drugs can rev you up to socialize or chill you out to just hang with friends.
I had a stressful week and went to my friend's party on Saturday. I had a couple of beers, took some dance candy and was chill the rest of the night. ecstasy, marijuana, qualudes, lsd, cocaine, chill, rave, party
dance candy by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
she-shedding
Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.
I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush
she-shedding by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
extended stay
I got busted 2 years ago for a B and E and got 15 years. I've got a lot of time to plan what I do when I get out. Bro, we're all on extended stay in this place. prison sentence, doing time, prison, conviction, twenty-five to life, criminals, gangs, Mafia, drug cartel
extended stay by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
Hungry hump
The large, protruding, meaty fold of skin at the base of the head in obese individuals. The fatpad is especially prominent in men with bald heads.
These football linemen are tough to catch, maybe I should grab on to their hungry hump for better leverage. fathead, bighead, hoghead, obese, fat, chunky, tubby
Hungry hump by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
pet parents
A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
pet parents by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
feline fanatic
A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.
I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents
feline fanatic by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
fucks for bucks
Prostitution or a sex worker who is paid from working at a legal brothel or a pornstar who has sex on camera for money.
I've got a client who is asking for me, so I gotta go! I understand girl, its fucks for bucks. prostitution, working girl, pornstar, sex worker, sex, porn, brothel, pimp
fucks for bucks by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015