joe995's definitions

Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.

"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"

by joe995 January 7, 2024

Ukraine Insane

When the level of insanity and/or madness in a situation gets to a point where a war is started, and there is international outcry.

"Dude, the party we had last weekend was so crazy, there was a big brawl between the girls, that they still keep hot to this day, and the foreign exchange student, who was there, wrote an angry comment about it on Reddit. The whole thing was Ukraine Insane!"

by joe995 April 11, 2025

Bachelor Cart

The small, narrow shopping carts at grocery stores and supermarkets. So called due the nature of the cart - it lacks the seat, leg openings and seatbelt found on larger shopping carts, where a little kid can sit. Doesn't hold much groceries, but the botton shelf is perfect for a case of beer. Often used by single people who have no kids, like a Bachelor for example.

Bob had no kids and is single, so he doesn't need a full sized cart because he's not getting much groceries . A Bachelor Cart will do.

by joe995 August 3, 2025

Driven Through Ukraine

To describe a particularly bad experience while driving anywhere. Bonus points for damage to the car and some mental trauma.

God damn, that was a horrible commute in that heavy traffic during that storm! I might as well have Driven Through Ukraine!

by joe995 August 1, 2025

Fairy Dance

When a girl jerks, shakes and jolts her legs while having a particularly strong orgasm.

Jenny played with he new vibrator. Her legs were shaking so much, so was doing the Fairy Dance!

by joe995 October 22, 2024

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023