When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
B)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
C)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
B)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
C)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
by joe725 April 21, 2007
person: Wanna go to the concert?
video lamer: No I've gotta play Halo 3.
person: You're such a Video Lamer.
video lamer: No I've gotta play Halo 3.
person: You're such a Video Lamer.
by joe725 November 24, 2007
False or fake feminism.
When Women act or say they are self sufficient and don't need Men for happiness. Also striving for equal rights and equal
Basically being independent from Men's help and becoming self sufficient, yet not dismissing the social perks. Which if they did, would make them truly self sufficient.
Note: I am NOT saying that Women have no social disadvantages and that Men have no social advantages.
When Women act or say they are self sufficient and don't need Men for happiness. Also striving for equal rights and equal
Basically being independent from Men's help and becoming self sufficient, yet not dismissing the social perks. Which if they did, would make them truly self sufficient.
Note: I am NOT saying that Women have no social disadvantages and that Men have no social advantages.
Female: I'm not going to have sex right now, I don't want to. I should not be treated as an object because I am a Woman. I am going to be strong, I don't need any help from Men to be happy.
Male: Ok. I think that is good.
Female: Good, hold my bags and come shopping with me, and my birthday is coming up, buy me a gift. $500 minimum.
Male: Cut the Pseudo-Feminism crap.
Male: Ok. I think that is good.
Female: Good, hold my bags and come shopping with me, and my birthday is coming up, buy me a gift. $500 minimum.
Male: Cut the Pseudo-Feminism crap.
by joe725 June 14, 2008
A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.
by joe725 October 27, 2007
a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good
by joe725 September 24, 2006
Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
by joe725 August 09, 2007