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What one uses to gain the advantage or wiggle out of a bad situation by using a characteristic of who they are, or any situation in their life.
Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.
Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.
Being the manager of a fast food restaurant, I hired an African American to work at the drive through, he was very incompetent and mixed up orders a lot. When I fired him he pulled the race card by saying I was firing him because he was black.
by joe725 August 13, 2008
Get the Card mug.Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
by joe725 August 10, 2007
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by joe725 September 24, 2006
Get the striped dick mug.When either person in a relationship uses the fact that other loves them or said that they loved them in order to make them do stuff for them or control the relationship entirely.
Girl: I wanna go shopping.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
by joe725 June 20, 2008
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by Joe725 June 24, 2006
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The rock on sign upside down. Given as a rude gesture to mostly people wearing Slipknot shirts, and shirts of other gay Metal bands. It is basically saying the opposite of "Rock on".
The rock on sign upside down. Given as a rude gesture to mostly people wearing Slipknot shirts, and shirts of other gay Metal bands. It is basically saying the opposite of "Rock on".
I saw this kid at the mall in a Slipknot shirt, and I gave him the upside down rock on sign. Then he ran away and cried.
by joe725 August 6, 2007
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Even if he could play that fast he still isn't a good guitarist. He is ok, none of his riffs are that great, most attention doesn't come from his skill but his "speed".
Even if he could play that fast he still isn't a good guitarist. He is ok, none of his riffs are that great, most attention doesn't come from his skill but his "speed".
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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