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youtube whore

A person who videotapes random shit all the time and puts it on youtube almost every day and always changes the tags of their videos to make them the same as the featured ones so that they can get more views because they don't have a life and want to have a virtual one
youtube whore: My video of me driving off a cliff has 2,523 views!
normal person: How many punches does your face have?
youtube whore: what?
*punches youtube whore in the face*
by joe725 February 13, 2007
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striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good
kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!
by joe725 September 24, 2006
mugGet the striped dickmug.

PCMO

PCMO stands for Psychotic Cyber Music Opinionator.
PCMO's are people who have strong opinions about music and if someone says that something they like sucks they cyberly lash out against the person saying all the music they like sucks. PCMO's can't accept the fact that not everyone likes the same music they do. They also don't know that good music and bad music is just an opinion. Most PCMO's hate songs that have the word blood in it, anything relating to the chemistry of the human body or anything having to do with emotion. The emo PCMO's on the other hand hate it when the music they like is called emo, and of course they lash out.
youtube comment section of the song another brick in the wall:

pinkfloydfan325: Pink Floyd is the only rock band that is good, all other rock sucks. Rap is better.
PCMO2000: FUCK YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE GAY IF YOU THINK THAT RAP IS BETTER THAN PINK FLOYD AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROCK BANDS OTHER THAN PINK FLOYD!!!!!! GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube comment section of welcome to my life:

DingGoesTheSquidBell: This song is emo and it sucks.
emo PCMO: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN EMOTIONAL PAIN!!!!!! THIS SONG PERFECTLY DESCRIBES MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED AND HAVE NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!
DingGoesTheSquidBell: ever thought that if you stopped listening to emo music and pretending to be depressed people would like you more?

youtube comment section of are you dead yet:

PCMO1: THIS SONG KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! COB IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING ELSE COMES CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO2: THIS SONG IS A BUNCH OF METAL SHIT!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DUMBASS JUST FOR LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!!
PCMO1: FUCK YOU!!!!!! ALL THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SUCKS!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS!!!!!!!!!
ownerofvideo: I like the song and thats why I posted it, and COB isn't my favorite band but I think they're good. Now I am blocking both of you from posting comments
by Joe725 March 12, 2007
mugGet the PCMOmug.

newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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Card

What one uses to gain the advantage or wiggle out of a bad situation by using a characteristic of who they are, or any situation in their life.

Card is normally put after the word for the situation or characteristic in order to describe what they are using to their advantage.
Being the manager of a fast food restaurant, I hired an African American to work at the drive through, he was very incompetent and mixed up orders a lot. When I fired him he pulled the race card by saying I was firing him because he was black.
by joe725 August 13, 2008
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Repeater

1) Someone who never has ideas or opinions of their own. Instead uses those of other people. In fear of their ideas or opinions being stupid. Also because if their "opinions" and "ideas" are attacked its not really their opinion or idea so they have more comfort. Or they are just huge conformists who are usually too lazy to learn about something and form an opinion on it themselves.

2) Someone who says the same thing over, tells stories multiple times, when they were only funny the first time. Or uses the same joke all the time.

How to tell if someone is the first type of repeater.

1) They express strong opinions, yet have one or two things to back it up, nothing else.
2) They never explain their copied opinions.
1)
person: Have you heard of Iron Maiden?
repeater: Who are they?
person: A Metal band.
person2: They suck.
repeater: Yeah they suck!

2)
person: Get off, I really don't want you on me.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: HAHAHA!
person: That was awesome.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: hahaha...
person: That one wasn't that good.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: Shut the fuck up.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
mugGet the Repeatermug.

iTan

The tan lines one gets while tanning and listening to their iPod.
I listened to my iPod for too long when I was tanning, now I have an iTan.
by joe725 September 14, 2007
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