World News & Media
The Dreaded NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into affect
U.S. President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin sign the Kremlin Accords, which stop the preprogrammed aiming of nuclear missiles toward each country's targets, and also provide for the dismantling of the nuclear arsenal in Ukraine.
The first trial of accused murderer Lyle Menendez ends in a mistrial. He and his brother Erik who were accused of murdering their parents are later found guilty and sentenced to life in prison without parole.
In Portland, Oregon, Tonya Harding's ex-husband Jeff Gillooly pleads guilty for his role in attacking figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. He accepts a plea bargain, admitting to racketeering charges in exchange for testimony against Harding.
Four terrorists are convicted for their roles in the World Trade Center bombing, which killed 6 and injured more than 1,000.
Civil War/Genocide breaks out in the small African nation of Rwanda.
Former NFL great O.J. Simpson is accused of Murdering his wife, leads the LAPD down a L.A. Freeway on a slow-speed chase while driving a bronco a VERY long trial concludes.
Vietnam-peace movement concert Woodstock is revived.
Nirvana Frontman Kurt Cobain is found dead in his Seattle area home of a apparent gunshot wound suicide.
Michael Jackson makes an out of court settlement with the parents of the boy he was accused of molesting the previous year.
TELEVISON
Friends & ER, Debut's
MUSIC
"The Sign" Ace of Base
"I Swear" All-4-one
"Secret" Madonna
"When i come around" Green Day
"All i wanna do" Sheryl Crow
"Linger" The Cranberries
"Because of the night" 10,000 maniacs
"Wild Night" John Mellencamp
SPORTS
NFL:The Dallas Cowboy's are the 1993 Superbowl Champions
MLB:Season called off due to players strike
NBA:The Houston Rockets notch their first NBA Title in the "For the moment" Post Jordan era
NASCAR:Dale Earnhardt wins his 7th Winston Cup Title
Indy Car Series:Al Unser Jr. wins the Indy 500
The Dreaded NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into affect
U.S. President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin sign the Kremlin Accords, which stop the preprogrammed aiming of nuclear missiles toward each country's targets, and also provide for the dismantling of the nuclear arsenal in Ukraine.
The first trial of accused murderer Lyle Menendez ends in a mistrial. He and his brother Erik who were accused of murdering their parents are later found guilty and sentenced to life in prison without parole.
In Portland, Oregon, Tonya Harding's ex-husband Jeff Gillooly pleads guilty for his role in attacking figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. He accepts a plea bargain, admitting to racketeering charges in exchange for testimony against Harding.
Four terrorists are convicted for their roles in the World Trade Center bombing, which killed 6 and injured more than 1,000.
Civil War/Genocide breaks out in the small African nation of Rwanda.
Former NFL great O.J. Simpson is accused of Murdering his wife, leads the LAPD down a L.A. Freeway on a slow-speed chase while driving a bronco a VERY long trial concludes.
Vietnam-peace movement concert Woodstock is revived.
Nirvana Frontman Kurt Cobain is found dead in his Seattle area home of a apparent gunshot wound suicide.
Michael Jackson makes an out of court settlement with the parents of the boy he was accused of molesting the previous year.
TELEVISON
Friends & ER, Debut's
MUSIC
"The Sign" Ace of Base
"I Swear" All-4-one
"Secret" Madonna
"When i come around" Green Day
"All i wanna do" Sheryl Crow
"Linger" The Cranberries
"Because of the night" 10,000 maniacs
"Wild Night" John Mellencamp
SPORTS
NFL:The Dallas Cowboy's are the 1993 Superbowl Champions
MLB:Season called off due to players strike
NBA:The Houston Rockets notch their first NBA Title in the "For the moment" Post Jordan era
NASCAR:Dale Earnhardt wins his 7th Winston Cup Title
Indy Car Series:Al Unser Jr. wins the Indy 500
all that is ALOT of 1994
by Joe Smith 2 May 28, 2008

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women
by Joe Smith 2 August 07, 2007

Politics/Nation
The "Original" U.S. War(Desert Storm/Gulf War) last's 2 1/2 months
African American Los Angelino Rodney King is caught on video getting Beat down by the LAPD,
Paul "Pee-Wee" Herman.....Need i say more,
Commusism ends in Russia Boris Yeltsin is elected president of that nation,
Milwaukee Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer is Caught later gets killed by an inmate in prison,
The Super Nintendo Video game system is released,
Sports
MLB:Minnesota Twins win The World Series
NFL:New York Giants are the 1990 Superbowl Champions
NBA:The Begining of the Jordan era in NBA as the Chicago Bulls win their first Title
NASCAR:Ernie Irvan wins the Daytona 500, Dale Earnhardt wins his 5th NASCAR Winston CUP Championship, one of my Favorite drivers Ken Schrader win's the last two of his only four Winston CUP Victory's
IRL: Indy 500 Winner:Ricky Mears
The "Original" U.S. War(Desert Storm/Gulf War) last's 2 1/2 months
African American Los Angelino Rodney King is caught on video getting Beat down by the LAPD,
Paul "Pee-Wee" Herman.....Need i say more,
Commusism ends in Russia Boris Yeltsin is elected president of that nation,
Milwaukee Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer is Caught later gets killed by an inmate in prison,
The Super Nintendo Video game system is released,
Sports
MLB:Minnesota Twins win The World Series
NFL:New York Giants are the 1990 Superbowl Champions
NBA:The Begining of the Jordan era in NBA as the Chicago Bulls win their first Title
NASCAR:Ernie Irvan wins the Daytona 500, Dale Earnhardt wins his 5th NASCAR Winston CUP Championship, one of my Favorite drivers Ken Schrader win's the last two of his only four Winston CUP Victory's
IRL: Indy 500 Winner:Ricky Mears
that (Above) in a nutshell was alot of 1991
by Joe Smith 2 January 07, 2008

by Joe Smith 2 January 07, 2008

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt
me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.
by Joe Smith 2 August 12, 2007

by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007

(Didn't actually happen)I'm window shopping at a Wal-mart i come across a brunette haired woman with a well endowed bussom who's wearing a cleavage-bearing shirt, in the magazine section looking at magazines, me:those are some nice tubs you got yourself there m'am, woman:i beg your pardon?!?!, me:"tubs" it's my word for a chick with a big rack...."like you" woman:(slap's me in my face and call's me a perverted asshole"said it while she slapped my face" and in a hastily&miffed manner walks away with her cart)
by Joe Smith 2 January 07, 2008
