jeff gordon

4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track

Simply put it he's the best

by joe c December 13, 2004

jeff gordon

As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500

by Joe C April 10, 2005

jeff gordon

Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol

Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win

by joe c August 20, 2004

winkie

A pee-pee

And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!

by Joe C June 15, 2004

IRL

Indy Racing League, now the premier racing series, it features cars that are more affordable, and Unlike CART the IRL mainly runs in the United States, with 1 race overseas in Japan. Thus they can have more races as opposed to the expense of transporting cars overseas.

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart, is also an IRL Champion.

by joe c August 27, 2004

ass chin

a second ass on the chin

you have a big ass chin

by joe c September 02, 2004

ron white

See Funny because that describes Ron White

Ron White is hilarious

by Joe C April 09, 2005