unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 05, 2004

blatty

a loud and choppy sharp ratting sound where the pulses were accentuated (emphasis put on each pulse)

that streetrods exhaust is blatty

by joe blow March 26, 2005

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

fucktart

Synonymous with asspirate

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.

by Joe Blow October 31, 2002

mid grade

Medium quality marijuana. A step above schwag, but a step below kine bud. Usually has a lime green color and good smell to it, but also has a few seeds and stems. Perfect for rolling in joints, blunts, etc.

Hey man, did you get some KB? No, but I got some pretty good mid grade

by Joe Blow November 21, 2003

Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

by Joe Blow February 02, 2005

Pipi

Pipi means in french piss.

Putain! Mais t'as fait pipi!

by Joe Blow August 26, 2003