joe blow's definitions

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

unauthorised hottie

An individual that isnt exactly classified as hot or attractive but there is something about them that makes them irresistible or sexy.

"Martin is fucking hott!"
"I cant pin point it.. but something about that guy that makes him hot as."

by Joe Blow July 6, 2004

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.

Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

blatty

a loud and choppy sharp ratting sound where the pulses were accentuated (emphasis put on each pulse)

that streetrods exhaust is blatty

by joe blow March 26, 2005