mendelsohn

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.
by Joe January 04, 2003
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Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."
"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .
by Joe December 10, 2003
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swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.
by joe December 04, 2004
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gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together
She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle
by Joe January 07, 2004
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Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.
1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick
by Joe October 03, 2004
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bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.
Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0
by joe October 01, 2004
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british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
by joe April 11, 2003
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