turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe August 15, 2005

pi

A multiplier with infinate decimal places, used to find the circumference of a circle. Its actually a ratio.

circumference=diameter x pi, meaning that all circles are exactly pi times further around than they are across

pi = 3.14159265... and a bunch more

by joe August 01, 2005

Rockland

A county in Upstate New York.

Rockland is a 2nd class Long Island/Westchester

by Joe November 18, 2003

beardo

gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.

That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.

by Joe February 06, 2005

cheese

a dairy product usually served on rye bread

Yo, ddaawwwggg, i need some cheese, son!

by joe May 13, 2005