joe's definitions

Yellow Tail

1 a beautiful woman of asian descent

2 a woman of asian descent appearing to have a hip measurement more than one standard deviation greater than that of the average asian woman's (30")

Lets go to Flushing and check out some Yellow Tail.

by joe November 5, 2004

walked on

What happens when you try and front on 240 HB, and race him.

civic 1: why do you look so shocked?
civic 2: because i tried to race this busted-looking blue nissan pick-up with this crazy driver, and he walked on my sorry ass.
civic 1: damn, i better watch out for him.

by joe January 14, 2004

Whataburger

A mexican operated restaurant that is slow.

The primary source of nutrition for those native of South Texas, i.e.: Corpus Christi, Texas.

I'm starving. Does anyone want to go to Whataburger with me?

by Joe May 30, 2004

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

papes

Term for rolling papers.

Oh shit what happend to the papes?

by joe March 8, 2004

sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

by Joe May 1, 2005

bathcum

When a guy pisses in a girls mouth and then cums in it. bathcum

Uh when i get out of the shower bathcum in my mouth!!!!!

by Joe May 13, 2005