joe's definitions

Sexmas

Awesome variable for the term "X-mas" which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, "Christmas". Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex.

Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!

by Joe August 24, 2004

lerpy

A word that absolutely means something specific.

There's no way I can possibly use lerpy in a sentence.

by Joe July 7, 2003

Hecate

Greek godess of spectres and withcraft, nothing to do with Hades. She also appears in Macbeth as leader of the witches

Have I not reason, Beldams as you are - Hecate

by Joe December 5, 2004

ajh

ah, jesus. how are you?
women who extensively use this phrase.
usually from northside dublin (etc.)

ah,jaysus howiya mary! u pregnant again?
yeh.
whos the dad?
dats like asking me which bean made me fart!

by joe April 11, 2004

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

Fangdar

A mass murderer from the 1600th century

A person that will kill you with little or no remourse

by Joe May 13, 2005