joe's definitions

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by Joe February 26, 2005

drokk

Substitute SF swear word used by many inhabitants of Mega City One in Judge Dredd, Britain's top comcis character for two decades.

Holy drokk!
Drokk it!
Oh, Drokk!
or just plain old: drokk!

by Joe October 29, 2003

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

dry

Dry Means bad,

Thas dry man, meaning oh thats really bad

by Joe December 8, 2003

noon

actually means 3 p.m. so remember that!

Joe:Lets meet at noon.
Devin:I have a dentist appontment at 12 so I cant.
Joe:You putz noon is 3....god...

by Joe August 4, 2004

Maddness

disordered in intellect n. insanity, dementia, dillusional, instability of mind, frenzy, psychosis.

Lunacy is a state of mind

by Joe January 21, 2004

pedatard

One who suffers from both tardation and pedaphilia.

Keep that pedatard away from my child!

by Joe July 7, 2003