joe's definitions

venom

A completely badass marvel hero/villan depending on how you look at it. has some weird ass symbiot suit thats all black with the exception of a spider design on his chest and back.

Venom is going to be in spiderman 3 and I hope he fucks spiderman up.

by Joe April 27, 2004

jimmies

1. A feeling of paranoia - synonym of willies

2. The intense creepy feeling you get when you hear something that wigs you out.

1. I don' like spiders, they give me the jimmies.

2. She can't stop movin', it's like she has the jimmies or something.

3. The story was so scary, I had the jimmies all the way home.

by Joe October 7, 2004

holohoax

Used by white supremacists and anti-semites to refer to the holocaust. Also known as the holocau$t

It seems like every year we have a holohoax memorial.

by Joe March 3, 2007

chunking

going down on a woman that has a yeast infection

I was chunking all night on her frothy pussy.

by joe June 11, 2004

dragonball z

A show where people fly around shooting
energy blasts at eachother. In other words kick ass show!

ka-me-ha-me-ha!

by joe April 16, 2003

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

brosia

a hairy firearms noob

That big gorilla is almost as hairy as brosia.

by Joe February 15, 2005