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young

The name Young in Ireland was brought to the country by Scottish and English settlers in the seventeenth century. The main setlement point was in the Province of Ulster where the majority of descendants can still be found.

her last name is young.

by joe May 22, 2005

sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

trinity collegiate school

When people hear the name Trinity Collegiate School, many things come to mind. Children of doctors, drugs, alcoholics, 15 year olds who drive mercedes, bmw's, and land rovers. Not only that, these kids are beyond spoiled. They never wear the same thing twice. To them, paying 150 bucks for a pair of jeans named after the number 7 is a "great deal!" Daddy can do this and daddy can do that, its ridiculous.

Ellen: Dad, my cashmere lacoste shirt is wrinkled!
Dad: It's ok, i ordered you 10 more today.
Ellen: 10? That's it? god, you don't love me do you?
Dad: Oh no baby i do, here, what else can i get you?

by Joe May 13, 2005

sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

Face First

The best ska band of all time from New Jersey who used to have a t-shirt that said "We didnt go emo so neither should you." But dropped the horns and went emo.

Face first should get back together because they were the best band ever.

by Joe May 13, 2005

buttslut

person who is obsessed w. the fucking of the butthole

aj cash was being such a hairy buttslut last nite

by joe May 13, 2005