joe's definitions

colita

A rhesus monkey colony in Arizona.

Sam was eaten by the monkeys at Colita.

by Joe May 3, 2004

puke stick

What a non addict would refer to cigarette as.

That smoker troll thinks she looks so cool puffing on that puke stick.

by Joe January 2, 2005

1812ed

Is mostly used as a verb, past tense, to express utter ownage in a situation.

I just 1812ed you at Halo 2.

You just got 1812ed by that professional kickboxer.

by Joe December 4, 2004

eat pussy

to lick a girls pussy

Lisa? Oh i ate her pussy last night

by joe February 4, 2004

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice

Pass the queer beer i'm thirsty

by joe April 22, 2003

lucky

an object that never plays warcraft, or is afraid to face the almight wrath of mofoj0e.

a hottie.

hi lucky my name is joe mamma

by Joe April 14, 2004