Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 05, 2004

blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

by Joe November 04, 2002

smelly

something stinks like hell

oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly

by Joe April 23, 2005

nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

by joe February 10, 2005

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

triple h

what a nasty person has. refers to 'the hep, herp and hiv' (hepatitus, herpes, h.i.v.)

That bitch is triple h.

by Joe March 12, 2003