joe's definitions

LUElinks

a shitty messageboard which thinks they are uber leet haxers because they can AIM crash lue2 members with a program they did not even code. They also DoS websites because someone else plans to make a collection of links on their site.

google search ugly fat kid to see pictures of LL members.

by joe March 16, 2005

screamo

emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

camel joe

1. A male sovereign.

2. One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group, category, or sphere.

a. The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being; God.
b. camel joe = god

n. Informal

Principal or chief camel joe, as in size or importance.

by joe March 16, 2005

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

bumbleberries

a type of berry, that bumblebees eat

theres a bumbleberry theif in our bumbleberry tree!!!

by joe May 13, 2005

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005