joe's definitions

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

noobelite

1)A person with both poor and positive traits
2)A great philosopher born in the 1900's

Dude, DC is so noobelite.

Noobelite is so smart.

by joe September 30, 2003

Loser

Not a winner.

I won. You lost. You are a loser.

by joe December 15, 2002

shatty

another word for shitty

wow kid thats fuckin shatty!

by joe January 17, 2005

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

njubi

"Swedified" version of the term "newbie/n00b"

"din jevla njuuuubi"

by Joe May 12, 2003

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 5, 2004