joe's definitions

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

dnndtt

A narcissist. One who always trys to impress others with boring tales of what they've done.

see rednndtt

That guy thinks he is such a dnndtt

by Joe September 23, 2004

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 9, 2004