Slamazon

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.

"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."

by jockerty April 01, 2019

the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

by jockerty April 04, 2019

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

by jockerty July 18, 2019

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

by jockerty May 17, 2019

Slamulet

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

by jockerty March 31, 2019

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 04, 2019

Slamp

To slump into a relaxed/dejected position quite forcefully.

"Hey Michael, why are you slamping?"
"They've confirmed Space Jam 2."

by jockerty March 31, 2019