joao bufamarillo's definitions

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Punjab of Javapo

A person whose job is to po' the Java.

I got a job down at Denny's. I'm the Punjab of Javapo.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

fist

To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)

Bruce and Dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005