Definitions by jo

mohawk 

the hottest hair cut around. mainly for punks

my dream guy is a mohawk guy!

mohawk by jo November 29, 2003

Merge 

to move over
to go somewhere

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?

Merge by Jo November 29, 2003

mew

a]when you don't understand something
b]when something is scary

a] answer the question = 'mew?'
b] scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

mew by Jo November 24, 2003

hypocrisy

1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.

All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.

hypocrisy by Jo November 21, 2003

Lump of chub 

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

Lump of chub by jo November 15, 2003

gong 

1.An overaged slut who goes about f*#&$@^ every scrawny boy she can get her hands on.
2. A wrinkly cock

1. watch out for dem gongs out der, ya here
2. man, dat guys gong is just right for thatpigeon

gong by jo November 15, 2003

monki 

a randy panda on a mission

hes a monki

monki by Jo October 26, 2003