sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 13, 2004

SPIT

1. To talk to a female with the intent of getting her phone number. Usually associated with game

"He needed to be taught how to spit to females.

by JJ March 03, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.

those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.

by jj July 04, 2004

vegetable

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.

These movies seats are SO vegetable!

by JJ December 19, 2004

skizzbucket

dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl

"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"

by JJ December 15, 2004

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004