stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.

Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2021

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 06, 2020

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

stinky bottom

This means your ass is stinky because of poor wiping. It's best to use a wet wipe then you won't be stinking like shit.

Joe has got a stinky bottom because he refuses to use wet wipes. He's constantly sticking his fingers in his butt crack doing a stink check then trying to get others to smell them.

by jimmybomm December 25, 2020

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 04, 2020