jimmybomm's definitions

twisting j's

Rolling marijuana joints(cigarettes).

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.

When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

by jimmybomm November 2, 2020

covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

where are you?

If this is said numerous times in a day its because a persons partner doesn't trust where they are. They usually think their partner is cheating when in reality their partner is working their ass off to make money to have a comfortable life.

guy 1: Man can you believe my wife keeps calling me wanting to know where I'm at while I'm working? guy 2: What's up with that? guy 1: She has trust issues. I could care less about cheating. Seriously why would anyone want 2 women asking them " where are you?"

by jimmybomm June 1, 2020