covids

These are the people who walk around not knowing they have the covid 19 virus and not wearing a mask spreading the virus to others. They are selfish and just don't care about others.

Wow look at all those covids in the store. I think I'll go shopping elsewhere.

by jimmybomm November 05, 2020

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 04, 2020

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

forced vaccination

When a company forces their employees to get a vaccination or be terminated.

I can't believe the courts in the United States are allowing forced vaccination of the covid vaccine. Everyone should have the right to choose if they want the vaccine or not and should not have to worry about loosing their job if they choose not to.

by jimmybomm August 12, 2021

flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 04, 2020