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Definitions by jimmybomm

stinky bottom 

This means your ass is stinky because of poor wiping. It's best to use a wet wipe then you won't be stinking like shit.
Joe has got a stinky bottom because he refuses to use wet wipes. He's constantly sticking his fingers in his butt crack doing a stink check then trying to get others to smell them.
stinky bottom by jimmybomm December 24, 2020

mushroom capper 

Another name for the head of a penis.
She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.
mushroom capper by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

hairy conniption 

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
hairy conniption by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

oral copulator 

A person that performs oral sex by either sucking dick or licking pussy.
That girl I went out with last night can sure suck a dick. She's a awesome oral copulator.
oral copulator by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

smell my fangers 

This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.
Guy 1: Hey man smell my fangers. Guy 2: Man that's nasty.
smell my fangers by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

covid excuse 

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
covid excuse by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shriveled up 

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
shriveled up by jimmybomm December 3, 2020