Definitions by jimmybomm
stinky bottom
This means your ass is stinky because of poor wiping. It's best to use a wet wipe then you won't be stinking like shit.
Joe has got a stinky bottom because he refuses to use wet wipes. He's constantly sticking his fingers in his butt crack doing a stink check then trying to get others to smell them.
stinky bottom by jimmybomm December 24, 2020
hairy conniption
A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
hairy conniption by jimmybomm December 14, 2020
oral copulator
oral copulator by jimmybomm December 14, 2020
smell my fangers
This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.
smell my fangers by jimmybomm December 14, 2020
covid excuse
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
covid excuse by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
shriveled up
When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
shriveled up by jimmybomm December 3, 2020