jimmy smith's definitions

neegah

this man (or dickhead as it would seem)is a discrace to the name jimmy smith, I am the real Jimmy smith!!! bow before my might!!!

the jimmy smith who came up with neegah is a complete wanker and an imposter, I am the real jimmy smith!!!

by jimmy smith April 28, 2005

sacks

1.brown hessian bags
2.the bags that holds your balls
3.the things bums use to carry their shit around.

1.move those sacks or I'll shove them up you arse!!!
2.don't you dare touch my sack!
3.move your fucking sacks you lazy bum!

by Jimmy Smith March 18, 2005

skateboarding

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!

ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!

by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005

skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

bridgewater primary

the shittiest school in the southern hemisphere, I was learnig shit there (keyword, shit) that I learnt in year 2 at my previous school. marbury and the principal and the rest of the teachers there (except Jodi and Sue, they were good teachers, I actually learnt stuff thru them) and have a pike shoved up their arses and drowned, then revived, then have the same thing happen to them all over again

ME: lets go kill some bridgewater teachers
OTHER ME: yes, that'll be good for a laugh.

by Jimmy Smith March 6, 2005

keith moon

2 words, "A legend!", no, really, once drummer for the who, but died in new york 3 1/2 months after a reenactment gig they did for "the kids are alright" in 1979. this man was also crazy, I mean crazy, this is the sort of guy who threw cherry bombs down upon police officers from his hotel room window, and once, in Saskatoon, Canada, got so bored he resorted to chopping ALL his hotel furniture into kindling.

Keith Moon! I salute you!

by jimmy smith May 10, 2005

bmx

sweetest sport ever, I love it, and I will do anything to make that seen, I hate fucking skaters (all but a select few) and their way of life, if you agree with me, check out my definition of skater it's number 2... I fucken love this sport, you can do anything at all with it, take it where you want, it comes in many sorts, flat, dirt, street(the ones that I ride) and park and vert..., I would ride park, except the skaters always give me such a fucking staring, I leave after about 15 minutes... I suppose its cos they know that I have a dick and they don't, lol!!!

bmx rocks!!!! skating sucks!!!

by jimmy smith March 29, 2005