Definitions by jimmy ivory

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

gobble knob by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

in for hits 

adj. describes someone who is about to get really fucking high.

Oh shit, did you see those fucking nugs? We are fucking in for hits now you silly bitch. I fucking hope your mom's got some goddamned muchies this time, doesn't that dumb whore know what's going on in here?

in for hits by jimmy ivory April 16, 2004

glassy 

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

glassy by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

time 

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

time by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

barron realms elite 

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

barron realms elite by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

rock paper scissors by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

chops 

Technical ability on guitar.

Yngwie Malmsteen has chops I'll admit, too bad his style is so fucking gay.

chops by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004