16 definitions by jimmy ivory

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

shazalen

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

in for hits

adj. describes someone who is about to get really fucking high.

Oh shit, did you see those fucking nugs? We are fucking in for hits now you silly bitch. I fucking hope your mom's got some goddamned muchies this time, doesn't that dumb whore know what's going on in here?

by jimmy ivory April 16, 2004

ludes

n. 1. Quaaludes
2. what you take when you don't have shit else

What kind of shit you got? I ain't got shit, let's get some fucking ludes or some shit

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004