jimmy ivory's definitions

diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

shazalen

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

glassy

adj. cool and annoying at the same time

Your mother seemed to think having my manhood in her butthole was glassy.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

oh damn

exc. exclamation of surprise

syn. shazalen, holy crap

oh damn I be a itchy mofo

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005