jimmiedavurdmeister's definitions

tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.

Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Heyyetchet?

A question asked when trying to ascertain whether a person has consumed any food recently. The inquiree may or may not be named Chester.

Heyyetchet? Wanna hit Mickey D's?

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007

picnit

The act of finely combing little bugs out of one's hair during a cootie hunt.

Harold got sent home from school yesterday for a picnit.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

dungleberries

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

sneakyleaks

Stuff that happens when you're within the final 30-second period of your trek to the bathroom/toilet/loo/john, letting you know for sure that you should have begun your trip a tad bit sooner.

Be back soon, okay? Got some sneakyleaks a-buildin'!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009