Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007

spaghili

A food dish consisting of spaghetti and chili. Caution! Overindulgence of this product may result in sudden, excessive shartache!

Mmmmm, how about another serving of that spaghili, please! Oops, never mind, I think I'm about to shart!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007

dingleberry sauce

The combination of several sharts with dingleberries, what else?

Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007

blak sambo

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.

Hey blak sambo! Yo Mama!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007

phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007

Heyyetchet?

A question asked when trying to ascertain whether a person has consumed any food recently. The inquiree may or may not be named Chester.

Heyyetchet? Wanna hit Mickey D's?

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007

dungleberries

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007