cullards

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.

Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!

by jimmiedavurdmeister December 09, 2008

sneakyleaks

Stuff that happens when you're within the final 30-second period of your trek to the bathroom/toilet/loo/john, letting you know for sure that you should have begun your trip a tad bit sooner.

Be back soon, okay? Got some sneakyleaks a-buildin'!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

spaghili

A food dish consisting of spaghetti and chili. Caution! Overindulgence of this product may result in sudden, excessive shartache!

Mmmmm, how about another serving of that spaghili, please! Oops, never mind, I think I'm about to shart!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

wiiwii

what Nintendoholics occasionally need to do, so they hit the Pause button and go do it.

"Oops, it's wiiwii time!"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

heightleaded

Your description of how you feel after you've had too much to drink.

Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

stupidacity

A boneheaded action committed by one who should know better but goes ahead and does it anyway.

Stupidacity is as stupidacity does! May that dude rest in peace for running a stop sign in front of that semi truck that pushed him broadside into the train running alongside him.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009