cullards

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.

Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!

by jimmiedavurdmeister December 09, 2008

dungleberries

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

Hillary Clinton

New York State's biggest almost-seven-year waste of money since the Rockefeller era in Albany put up so many castles in the slums;

a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.

"We're ba-a-a-a-a-c-c-c-k!" --- Bill and Hillary Clinton.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

stupidacity

A boneheaded action committed by one who should know better but goes ahead and does it anyway.

Stupidacity is as stupidacity does! May that dude rest in peace for running a stop sign in front of that semi truck that pushed him broadside into the train running alongside him.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

dingleberry sauce

The combination of several sharts with dingleberries, what else?

Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

restauraint

A so-called food establishment that isn't fit to eat in.

Wow, don't ever try to get a meal at that restauraint; there's rats and cockroaches all over the place!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009