skin me

To slowly peel the foreskin of a really tight cock back till the glistening head is completely exposed...... or so they tell me

Damit Mom don't you know i like it better when uncle Jeff gets to skin me

by JIMBO March 19, 2005

Maple Ridge

A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!

Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.

by Jimbo August 10, 2003

Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com

look at www.computerkillers.com

by Jimbo August 05, 2004

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.

by JIMBO October 09, 2003

ricer

a person who is overobsessive with a car which is normally an import and doestn deserve such obsession, a person who washes their car multiple times in one week

------> collin atkins <------

by jimbo November 14, 2004

McGuilt

The Guilt felt after eating a McDonalds meal by a person who, in principle, disagrees with everything McDonalds is and stands for.

I was so hungry and all i could find was a McDonalds so i ordered a large Big Mac meal and three cheesburgers and two large shakes.....and a couple of extra fries. Then i got The McGuilt and the McSweats.

by jimbo January 27, 2005

shmutts

a stupid gayass mutha fuckin whiteass who is a bigitt

Shron is a shmutts

by Jimbo May 22, 2004