kackpipe cosmonaught

A poof, a doughnut puncher, colon cowboy, arse farmer, a crafty butcher

That Keith Chegwin's a fuckin kackpipe cosmonaught

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Fifty Seven

The magical number that was handed down through the ages to the keepers of the sleech.

Can often be heard being called out in dark wet winter evenings as a protection rite.

"Fifty fifty seven. Fifty fifty fifty seven.

by Jimbo January 26, 2005

plebb

noun somebody who is complete crap at everything and cant do anything rite, and to be honest is a complete noob at everything. generally used as an insult

1. you plebb

2. your such a plebb

3. you gay assed horse raping mother fucking retarded spasticated asswipe plebb

by jimbo January 27, 2005

freak mistress

ANOTHER fit lass i met on faceparty.com (more advertisin) but hshe has cooler hair dammit

mm freakmistress

by JIMBO May 14, 2003

smellathon

a word created by james and dan around 99 or 2000, which means the act of smelly alot

Danielle and Julie are smellathons or on the computor smellathon comes out smellethan when spoken

by jimbo December 19, 2003

Pillow king

some one who is the king of pillows in the bedroom aka PK aka James lorraine

(see pillow fucker)

"james is the king of all pillows"
"HEY PK HOWS YOUR PILLOWS"

by jimbo May 26, 2004

Chunkyhandy

To masturbate or the act of masturbation
derived from some sad fuckwit texting in to babestation on game network.

'Eddie kept on trying to give me a chunkyhandy when i was asleep'

by jimbo January 10, 2004