bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.
That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Smackwitch

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.
Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
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stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.
Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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