tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

mcgyver

When during sex, you can't find a condom to use, so you improvise and find items around you to make one.

Last night, Mitchel Burgess had to mcgyver a dirty sock and a rubberband before he blew his load into some swamp donkey he met on the street.

by Jim January 14, 2004

Mode

A large Bacardi and Coke. This is always a double measure unless specified otherwise. A single Mode is called a Valerie.

Note: plural it is still "Mode"

"Four more Mode please."

by Jim February 20, 2004

yeat

portside, if you know it, you know it

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"

by jim January 16, 2003

gimpcheese

A combination of two insults really ie; bell cheese and gimp.

" that bloke's such a gimpcheese, he can't even park his fiesta..... "

by jim February 17, 2004

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004