pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all

pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS

by Jim January 06, 2004

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...

Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...

by jim May 13, 2005

car Carrier Truck

A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.

John works for the Car Carrier Truck System.

by Jim April 08, 2005

cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

by jim June 24, 2003

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003

Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat

Could be applied to any thing wunderfull

by Jim January 14, 2005

sunflower seed

semen ejaculated from a man wit an unusual ammount of blond pubic hair.

"ewwww... i steped in sunflower seed"

by jim May 07, 2005