Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 11, 2005

Pack

a small cellophane containing drugs. usually cocaine or amphetamines.

"It ain't even safe to sell a pack at night- pigs everywhere man"

by jim June 24, 2003

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 27, 2002

dork

Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra
Band-Dork: exclusively band
Nerd: exclusively computer
Art Dork: exclusively art

by Jim March 05, 2005

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 07, 2005

brit

uppity annoying arrogant big toothed cricket playing losers who cant spell ASS HONOR or COLOR right and spend their whole life kissing their "queens" fat ass. actualy thinks "yanks" is in the least bit insulting.

"im a brit you yanks suck"
"shut the fuck up brit"

by jim May 07, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 24, 2006