mcgyver

When during sex, you can't find a condom to use, so you improvise and find items around you to make one.

Last night, Mitchel Burgess had to mcgyver a dirty sock and a rubberband before he blew his load into some swamp donkey he met on the street.

by Jim January 14, 2004

Shivids

shivering with lividness

Tony Blair makes me fucking shivid with his smarmy grin and presidential arse licking

or

you bake my shivids
(make me livid)

by Jim December 13, 2004

strogan

Random word with no actual definition. Exclaimed at random times for a laugh.

"Okay, you two are going to play Russian astronauts in this scene."
"STROGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Jim September 04, 2004

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.

I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee

by Jim May 07, 2008

strip search

A cop or a security guard at a prison who tells you to take off all of you're clothes checking to make sure you aren't hiding Drugs or any Weapons.

The Cop Tells Sara to undress and then serchers her for any drugs or weapons.

by Jim April 07, 2005

themshitz

Term for any object whatsoever.

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!

by Jim November 25, 2004

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 12, 2005