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biach

A woman who is responsible for a website such as webstars2000.com
a totally unreasonable female that has wound you up so mutch that you cannot describe her as anything other than a fuckin Biach
by Jim July 22, 2004
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macedonia

The home of Alexander the Great, the man who spread Greek culture to the edges of the known world over 300 years before the birth of Christ.
The Birthplace of the Greek tribe of Macedonians, who fought with and against other Greek tribes such as Spartans and Athenians. The home to the first Greek leader to unify all the Greek City states to rule the known world. The home to over two million residents in Modern day Northern Greece, whilst also the home to a slavic race of people to the north in FYROM (The fomer Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia)who linguisticly and culturaly are very close to Bulgarain, if not the same. Not related to the ancient macedonians as the Slavs arived 1000 years after Alexander the Great which by then the poeple identified themselves as Byzantines and the term Macedonia had been lost for hundreds of years.
Hi I`m Macedonian born in Thessaloniki, well I am Peloponesian born in Kalamata and ethnicaly and culturaly we are both Greek.
by Jim February 7, 2005
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googleplex

10^10^10^2 =
10^10^100 =
10^google =
1 googleplex
Google - The number one with a hundred zero's following it.
Googleplex - The number one with a google number of zero's following it!
A googleplex number of cubic (mm) would be larger than our entire galaxy.... (:^O
It would take a trillion people, writing a trillion zero's per second, a lot more than a trillion years just to write out the number googleplex.
(1,000,000,000,000,000,..., and so on)
by Jim November 17, 2003
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34.5

69 for midgets
hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!
by jim May 16, 2004
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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 21, 2004
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punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter
"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."
by jim May 7, 2005
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shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
by Jim August 3, 2003
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