jim's definitions

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005

Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

by jim February 2, 2005

knob

A word Canadians use to describe indians

You can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.

by Jim February 1, 2005

Bo Jangles

The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.

The man Bo Jangles is the craziest son of a bitch ever.

by Jim January 25, 2005

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

chranic

Chronic so strong, it may make you manic

'This shit is the chranic!'

by Jim January 21, 2005