lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 9, 2004

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

corona

mexican piss !

without a lime, this corona tastes like mexican piss

by jim May 13, 2005

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

manual sex

A fancy sounding term for a handjob.

Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!

by Jim September 20, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003