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AWS

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.
"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"
by jim May 8, 2005
mugGet the AWSmug.

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.
by Jim April 13, 2004
mugGet the Gil Galadmug.

caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general
we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours
by jim June 24, 2003
mugGet the capsmug.

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
mugGet the fartmug.

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter
"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the punk rockmug.

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge
"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"
by Jim July 14, 2003
mugGet the numptymug.

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.
he has a herfus.
by jim October 29, 2003
mugGet the herfusmug.

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