LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 04, 2003

Mambo

Something extremely gay.

Wow, that shit is fucking mambo.

by Jim March 01, 2005

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

by Jim June 09, 2004

Snag

Used in reference to females

Check out those snags across the street.

by Jim September 24, 2003