metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts
by Jim March 07, 2005
mugGet the metro cardmug.

manual sex

A fancy sounding term for a handjob.
Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!
by Jim September 20, 2005
mugGet the manual sexmug.

redhead

by Jim April 12, 2003
mugGet the redheadmug.

tav

Weed,marijuana,bud,cheeba

Its a gypsy word for marijuana, most people say it frequently in Saco,Maine.
Man I wanna smoke some tav.
by Jim December 13, 2004
mugGet the tavmug.

Kev

A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 06, 2005
mugGet the Kevmug.

chiem

pussayyy
i like big chiems
by Jim April 21, 2003
mugGet the chiemmug.

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.
dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.
by jim December 28, 2005
mugGet the screen peekingmug.