jiM's definitions

b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

pop

Horrible "music" in wich teenage girls age 13 and up sing about the hardships of love, they do not write their own songs, nor music, and there are no real instruments, just a repetitive and chaotic electronic beat in the background with the girl constantly going "ooooh ooooh! oh woah woah woah woah woah woah, heee heeeeya-ya! ooooh baby!" in between verses.
In a word, ass paste.

Pop sucks for the most part, but as alwayse there are exceptions. while i don't like her music, i respect alicia keys. she actualy writes her own songs, is a good poet and is a freakin amazing pianist.

by Jim September 23, 2005

bunk

cheap marijuana

that was some funkety bunk

by jim March 3, 2003

wgat

1.wgat is the lazy mans way of saying what.
2. A spelling error made on occasion by people who cant find keys on the keybaord. Usually Stands for "What"

Postmaster224: I hate you
Surfer87: Wgat?

by Jim July 3, 2003

lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)

You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?

by Jim September 28, 2003

hike

To steal. The act of robbing the posessions of another

Some punk hiked my bag from work the other day, causing me great nause

by jim June 10, 2005