Griese

adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.

I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.

by JH March 13, 2003

doik

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

by jh January 13, 2004

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 13, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 13, 2003

Ounk

A foreign slang for "Hottie". Mostly used by strange man when complimenting SPECIAL girls. This word is directed to people who have short hair and the cutest smile.

Marcie is an Ounk. She is the greatest.

by JH May 28, 2003