quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 06, 2003

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh March 14, 2005

PAL-Z

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

by JH March 27, 2005

slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

by JH January 25, 2005

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 13, 2003

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 04, 2004