jh's definitions

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 12, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 12, 2003

Bloop

When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.

by JH March 12, 2003

Clipper

Underachiever. Loser. Hopeless Case. Lost Cause. One Without Hope.

by JH March 12, 2003

Griese

adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.

I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.

by JH March 12, 2003