When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.
jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.
I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.
by jgiddy99 January 13, 2007
When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.
Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.
by jgiddy99 November 01, 2007
When person is sooo fucked up or not fucked up and they think they are looking for something like their keys, sunglasses, the pipe, their dope, or simply anything that is important. They they get Angry, frustrated, pissy, and accuse someone of taking it then realize that it is in their hand, pocket, on top of their head, behind their ear or in plain view. That is called the LOOKS
I was trying to get out of the house and get to work but could not find my keys. I looked fucken every where. THEN realized they were in my pocket. I had the looks.
by jgiddy99 March 27, 2007
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2006
when there is a cloud of smoke in the room which is suspended over the group(Person or Persons) after smoking. (ie. any tobacco or drugs)
After the two stopped freebasing methamphetimines there was a bit of overtwast luminating threw the light.
by jgiddy99 November 03, 2005