Definitions by jgiddy99

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

g- tard- ed by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

twacked 

When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.

jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN

twacked by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

fuhmunda cheeze 

when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.

do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..

fuhmunda cheeze by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

bike 

a long tube of glass with a bulbous end. The bulb has a small hole(carb)in it. USUALLY used to smoke meth out of, but sold in local head shops and dollar stores. The pipe "bike" is used as a cover up to smoke dope. ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"

ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"

bike by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

dead squirrel 

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

dead squirrel by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

jacked

to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope

wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this

jacked by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004