jesus's definitions

ONF

OLD NEWS FAGGOT

figure it out

INTERNETLOLOL

Scenester-Thats OFN
Cooler Person-OFN IN ONF
Scenester-Oh god I suck

by Jesus February 27, 2005

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

care

Something i do.

oh mate, well care

by Jesus March 22, 2004

Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Filters are for pussies.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004