gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004
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Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
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Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)
While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!
by jesus March 25, 2003
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heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"
by Jesus March 10, 2003
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Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.
Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted
by Jesus January 01, 2005
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SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks
I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
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