GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

Ave D

It is a street in Fort Pierce FL. Its in the Ghetto, its off the chain chain.

Hey homie lets go and chill on Ave D all night.

by jesus November 16, 2003

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.

Wicked Karma is Sexy!

by Jesus October 31, 2003

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004